The Vending Machine

[Midnight]

And I pull out a plaster mould so I throw in a statuette

[jaws]

And I get a trophy! So I throw in a plaque

[pinkfiend1]

ad I pull out an angry dentist

So I ut in a toothbrush and tooth paste

[Midnight]

I pull out some floss so I throw in a fairy

[jaws]

And i get a toadstool... so I throw in a frog

[Midnight]

And I get a princess .... so I throw in Prince

[pinkfiend1]

And I pull out a sabre, so I put in a kife sharpener thing.

[jaws]

And I get a lovely set of kitchen knives! So I throw in a ladle.

[pinkfiend1]

and I pull put soup

So I chuck in the dirty empty bowl

[Midnight]

And I pull out a bowling ball so I throw in a bowling pin

[pinkfiend1]

and I pull out a broom

So I put in a dust pan

[jaws]

And I get a bunch of cobwebs.

...so I throw in a spider.

[pinkfiend1]

And I pull out Ron Weasley so I throw in his broken wand.

[Midnight]

And I pull out a dragon so I throw in a viking

[jaws]

And I get one of those funny helmets... so I throw in a hat.

[pinkfiend1]

and I pull out a tails suit

So I put in the coat hanger, cos well it shouldn't spend too much time on it.

[Midnight]

And I pull out a noose so I throw in a guilotine (?sp)

[jaws]

And I get an egg slicer! So I throw in an egg.

[pinkfiend1]

And I pull out a chicken

So I pop in a coop

[Midnight]

And I pull out some straw so I throw in some Fanta

[pinkfiend1]

and I pull out Fridaynight

So I put n dirty dishes

[german84]

And I get even more dirty dishes

So, while I'm done washing them, I put in some soap-bubbles